If you are reading this after receiving a tweet off me even tho neither of us follow each other, Umm Hi!
Can you comment and let me know why you followed the link please?
If you are reading this because you found it through the somewhat dubious tags and/or the words randomly slapped across the bottom.
Hi! And I’m sort of sorry about that but can you let me know just what the fuck you were looking for?
If you are reading this because you normally read the guff I spout, Hi! And thank you
You can comment as well of course and if you fancy throwing the link at strangers as well that would be tip top
So onwards to the point of this!
As mentioned before I loves twitter me (I’m @notfakeben ) but there is an ever increasing amount of spam cropping up, mention certain words and the bots come a running, my personal favourite ones are the replies you get from Mentioning Fight Club, Robocop and using the phrase “running amok”
There are also bots for Bacon and the word twat these two pop up a lot for me
A fun little game is to try and see how many bots you can pick up from one tweet
But anyway this is driven by the lovely “lady” who off the back of nothing at all tweeted me to let me know about a site that was “glitching and giving away ipads” I followed my normal procedure of “block and report for spam”
But then I got to thinking, who would follow that link anyway?
Are there any people left online who think that a stranger will just randomly tip the wink and get you free stuff?
So this blog post is just a collection of words to fill up the space to see if I can get people to read it through various nefarious means, what follows are a nonsensical list of popular “buzzwords” that hopefully google will pick up, really don’t bother reading the next paragraph.
Justin Bieber pics, one direction, the wanted, free ipad, free ipod, free iphone, itouch, Jordan, peter Andre, lembit opik, spongebob squarepants, free downloads, x factor, Amanda holden, simon cowell, kylie, piers Morgan, britains got talent, Egypt, cairo, riot, condem, Cameron, milliband, kettling, protest, scientology, Gary Moore, Robert kubica, Power Rangers, Top Gear, Mexicans, James May, Jeremy Clarkson, Racists
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